It’s Friday the 13th. Boo!

The front page of the “Daily News” proclaims, “Barbara Bush as you’ve never seen her before!” Yes, it vividly shows W’s daughter in an NYC club... DANCING!... with a BOY!!! Oh the scandal of it all. OK, so her dancing involves much dry humping. Big deal. Paris Hilton would be proud.

There has been a big controversy at St. John’s University where several members of the basketball team are facing expulsion over engaging the services of a prostitute. Now one of the players, Elijah Ingram, protests being targeted claiming that he was never told of any standards expected of the school’s athletes. “You mean I can’t screw a ho? Says who?!?!”

Last night, on “Survivor”, Jenna Morasca left the game to be with her ailing mother. Turns out that the rumor I heard was true. Unforunately, her mom passed eight days later. My condolences to the Morasca family. In better news, Richard fought a shark...and won! The sucker latched onto Rich’s arm for a good half hour until he beat him to death against a rock. Now that’s good TV.