Yesterday the Massachusetts Supreme Court affirmed that homosexuals have a right to marry as they wrote “The history of our nation has demonstrated that separate is seldom, if ever, equal.” Props to the Court for recognizing that the issue boils down to equal protection under the law. Of course, W is in a tizzy over the ruling, decrying the actions of “activist judges.” Um no, Mr. President. Activist judges would be those who put you in office by stopping the Florida recount.

Now in my line of work we receive many inquiries from the public on how they may organize special events in public parks. These events have ranged from concerts to picnics to ritual sacrifices. Yesterday I got a phone call from a woman who wanted to hold a Breast Feeding event. To which my co-worker replied, “Jeez, do they have to shove it in our faces?” The baby’s sentiments exactly.

Gov. Jesse “The Body” Ventura is going to teach at Harvard’s Kennedy School of Goverment! Is it too late for me to enroll? I’m still waiting for him to move to California and challenge Gov. Schwarzenegger in the ultimate battle to settle the score left over from that classic film... “Predator”.

Joaquim de Almeida is sure getting around! Less than 24 hours after his Ramon Salazar got bumped off on “24”, he showed up on “The West Wing” as a South American diplomat wooing C.J. Now that’s an impressive resurrection!

My pick to get voted off of “Survivor : All Stars” tonight : Jenna Morasca, the Playboy & swimsuit model who won in the Amazon.