What is going on? The baseball season is one week old and my fantasy team has fallen from 1st to 3rd to 5th and now to 7th place!!! At this pace I'll be in last place by Thursday. Grr. Even the real-life Mets are doing better than me.

Congrats to Phil Mickelson. He's the golfer who won the Masters yesterday. I like him because he has the same name as me. And also because he seems like a genuinely nice guy who until yesterday had been the best player to never have won a major tournament. Yay, Phil!

Some guy in Las Vegas bet his life savings on the spin of a wheel! He bet over $100,000 on red. And the winner was...red. So now he has over $200,000. Not a recommended method of investment though. I think I'll stick with my 457 plan and Roth IRAs.