The news is so gloomy. Iraq is a mess. The 9-11 hearings are contentious. The Mets lost yesterday. Nothing good in today’s paper to talk about. Except for a humorous story about a insurance executive who was billed for $28,000 at Scores Strip Club. He’s suing them for wrongful charges. The spokesperson for Scores said that the lawsuit boils down to his “partying like a champ but waking up the next day feeling like a chump.”

The expense list is itemized as follows...
$16,000 for Champagne (5 magnums of Clos Du Mesnil at $3,200 each)
$7,000 for Lap Dances (350 for $20 each, including dances by up to 12 women at a time)
$5,000 for more alcohol, food and tips

Well, I hope he had fun!