Tuesday, August 24, 2004

This Circle of Hell thing has been going around on the blog circuit so I thought I'd give it a shot. Had I had more time to think, I'm sure I could have thought of more creative annoyances...

The New York Yankees, The Atlanta Braves
Circle I Limbo

PETA Members
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Bill Gates
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Parents who bring squalling brats to any-rated movies
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Religious zealots
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Uday Hussein, Militant Vegans
Circle VII Burning Sands

George Bush
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Osama bin Laden
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell