Brr! It is so freaking cold outside! How cold is it? I gave our intern some money to fetch me some lunch. Don’t look at me like that. She was going out anyway!!!

Our big office party is scheduled for Wednesday. I hear stories from friends about how nice their office parties are – how they’re at some hotel or some other nice place. On the other hand, my office party will take place in... the office. Which I thought was kind of cheap until I watched the program "The Office" and saw that they did the exact same thing. One room will have the food, another will have the booze, another will have a DJ. And I’ll have my digital camera to take plenty of blackmail material.

Now where is the intern with my lunch? Is she not back yet?!?