Preparations for the holiday party are underway. Remember that scene in "The Office" where a guy is trying to get work done but a maintenance man keeps getting in his way by trying to put up a disco ball? That’s sort of what’s going on here except I’m not even making the pretense of trying to get work done. The food buffet is being set up in the room where I work so desks are being moved around, computers are being disconnected and there are currently two huge potted plants hovering over my head.

Earlier I was telling my coworker how I’m planning on taking lots of blackmail pictures. To which he replied, "I’m a black male."