Earlier this morning one of my male co-workers was sitting at his desk, filing his nails. I walked past him and muttered "metrosexual." Broke up the room.

Scheduled a dentist appointment for later this week. I hate going to the dentist.

There’s definetely a virus going around. Even Hillary Clinton and her staff have been affected. Here are the explicit details from the Daily News : "Since Saturday, when Clinton and her staff gathered at a retreat in Westchester County, at least 30 staffers have been sick with diarrhea and vomiting... ‘On the way home people on the bus were already getting sick,’ said one staffer who spent the night throwing up. The retreat at the Hilton in Rye was supposed to be a get-to-know-you event for Clinton’s Senate staff, including several new hires. After suffering through an ugly weekend in and out of the bathroom, most of Clinton’s New York office called in sick yesterday."