Thanks to everyone for the positive feedback on yesterday's blog post. If there's one thing that everyone can agree on... it's that people are morons.

Did you hear about Jeanine Pirro's announcement yesterday that she's running for the US Senate against Hillary Clinton? She's reading her speech and then stops cold for 32 seconds. Standing frozen, utterly silent for 32 seconds. Do you realize how long 32 seconds can be in that kind of situation? Finally she asks, "Where's Page 10?" Yeah, Jeanine, you're so not ready for the big time. Hillary is going to smoke you.

I watched "Harold and Kumar go to White Castle" on DVD last night (again). This movie is hilarious. Now I have an unnatural craving for White Castle and I went online to scout out the locations. Turns out there's one not too far from my apartment - it's in Brooklyn on 4th Avenue and 31st Street. All I have to do is take the R for a couple of stops and I'll be there. Mmm...

Funny line from "Harold and Kumar" - the guys meet up with their neighbors who had just finished watching Katie Holmes' nude scenes in "The Gift" :
Kumar : "So how were Katie Holmes' tits?"
Goldstein : "You know the Holocaust?"
Kumar : "Yeah."
Goldstein : "This was the opposite."