Tuesday, November 30, 2004

Today's blog posting comes later than usual because I've been having some problems accessing Blogger. Anyone else having similar troubles?

Speaking of "blog", it's the #1 word of 2004! At least according to some survey that I saw on the news. Viva Le Blog Revolucion!

All good things must come to an end and so they did for Ken Jennings. The longtime Jeopardy! champion was finally defeated tonight after 70something wins and over $2 and a half million in prize money. Too bad, Kenny!

The big sports rumor going around NY is that the Mets are hotly pursuing Pedro Martinez. They've reportedly offered him a longer contract than the Red Sox did. My thinking is that Pedro is just using them to drive up his price but that he'll ultimately resign with Boston.

Two years ago I read an amazing novel called "Dreamland." Written by Kevin Baker, it's a story of New York City in the 1910s... Coney Island, Lower East Side Tenements, Gangsters, Tammany Hall, the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory, Immigrant Jews, etc. It's an amazing novel and due to it's Coney Island connection, I invited the author to our annual beach opening ceremony in 2003. It was great to meet him and then read his followup novel, "Paradise Alley", about the Civil War Draft Riots. Anyway I was thinking alot about "Dreamland" and how I think it would make an amazing film. So I googled it and learned that Leonardo DiCaprio personally bought the rights in 1999 with the intent of starring in it. Unfortunately, nothing has developed since then. C'mon Leo, after "The Aviator", make it happen!

Monday, November 29, 2004

It was a great holiday weekend. After the Thanksgiving gorge-fest, the eating continued on Friday with a mid-day brunch at Sotto Vocce in Park Slope that included free mimosa refills. Mmm. That night I saw "Finding Neverland." I thought it was a sweet, touching movie with solid performances by Johnny Depp and the children who inspired J.M. Barrie to write "Peter Pan." I also cracked up laughing in the very first scene of the movie when I noticed that a theater usher was played by Mackenzie Crook, who also starred as Gareth in "The Office." All in all, I’d recommend the movie even though it could have been better. I was hoping it would be more like "Shakespeare in Love" where we actually see the playwright struggle through the process of composing the work. Although we see how Barrie was touched by the children and his infatuation with Neverland, pirate ships, jungles and Indians, the film doesn’t explore his creative process to its full potential.

On Saturday, I played "The Game." Thanks to Val and Jon for being excellent hosts! What is "The Game", you may ask? It is a combination of Pyramid, Charades and Password, made especially fun when the words range from "Bosnia Herzegovina" to "Mr. T" to "Bed Bath and Beyond" to "Dildo" to "Libertarians." A great group of 14 gathered in Astoria for the fun. Here’s hoping for an encore!

Sunday was spent relaxing and watching "The Godfather" for the umteenth time. Now that I’ve read the followup novel, I’m going back to watch the original films. I didn’t realize that "The Simpsons" was on last night (the TV listings said that it wasn’t) and was very annoyed this morning when I found out that I missed it. My co-worker wants to trade funny quotes with me but I’m unable to participate.

And now another work week has arrived!

Friday, November 26, 2004

My stomach is definitely feeling the after-effects of Thanksgiving. Oh... where’s the Pepto Bismol when you need it?

I went to work today and it is quiet. Dead quiet. There’s a handful of people here but not too many. Since it’s the holiday weekend, a lot of former employees have been stopping by to visit. One person who interned here last summer (and who is a frequent blog reader!), is dropping by today and we’re scheduled to have lunch. Then on Wednesday, a former co-worker of mine came by with his wife and 4-year old son. All work came to a halt for an hour as we watched the boy lie on the carpet and play with a Hess Truck.

Later tonight I’m going to see "Finding Neverland" and I’m looking forward to it. I’ve been into "Peter Pan" since performing in it during the 5th grade. I played Mr. Darling and a Lost Boy... which involved a mid-show costume change! Very exciting for a 10-year old.

Thursday, November 25, 2004

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!

I'm thankful for my health.

I'm thankful for my supportive family.

I'm thankful for having a steady and enjoyable line of work.

I'm thankful for the friendships that have lasted over the years and for the new friendships that developed over the past year.

I'm thankful for sustaining a considerable level of personal growth.

And I'm thankful to each and every one of you blog readers for taking an interest in my thoughts!

Wednesday, November 24, 2004

It’s Thanksgiving Eve! Looking forward to a quiet day tomorrow with the family, watching the Macy’s Parade and eating turkey. Last year there was a dog show on TV in the afternoon – I wonder if there will be another one tomorrow. Hopefully it won’t rain on the Macy’s Parade, although I remember one year when they did it in the snow. At any rate the parade will be televised on NBC and, as T.A.B. pointed out, Telemundo!

Dan Rather is out! The CBS anchor is resigning yet he denies that he is being pushed out. I dunno Dan. Too much of a coincidence that this announcement comes on the heels of your big messup with the Texas Air National Guard story. The problem for CBS is they have no clear successor. NBC spent years grooming Brian Williams as Tom Brokow’s eventual replacement. I guess CBS has John Roberts but he is hardly a household name. Let the anchor musical chairs continue. Are any changes in store at ABC?

Trivia was fun last night even though my team finished a disappointing 6th place, thanks to some very difficult questions devised by Barry. I wanted our team name to be "Happy Labor Day, Lenny" but instead we went with "The CBS Evening News With Ron Artest." My favorite round by far, and the most original I’ve seen yet, was Caren’s visual round where a Chinese restaurant menu was passed out with several words blacked out. We had to guess the missing words such as "butterfly" shrimp and General "Tso’s" chicken. With a team consisting of Jews and a Chinese guy, we couldn’t miss!

Tuesday, November 23, 2004

The first season of "The Golden Girls" comes out on DVD today. I realize that the show primarily appeals to women and gay men but I really like it anyway. I was saddened to read about an event at the Museum of TV & Radio where it was revealed that Estelle Getty could not attend because she suffers from a bad case of Parkinsons Disease, and probably the early stages of Alzheimers. She was the spark of that show. To hear such witty and indecent banter spewing from the mouths of grandmother-figures was unheard of when "The Golden Girls" premiered and it hasn’t been successfully replicated since.

I’m about halfway through "The Godfather Returns". It’s so good to read more about these iconic characters that have been immortalized through the films. I have to rewatch the DVDs when I get a chance.

Another season of "The Amazing Race" has started! Since I usually go out on Tuesday nights, I wind up taping it and watching it later. Unfortunately, the very first team to be eliminated was two Jewish guys from Brooklyn. Damnit!

Did you know that U2 performed a free outdoor concert last night in Brooklyn? It was at the state park right under the Brooklyn Bridge. It wasn’t advertised at all – it just spread throughout the day via word of mouth. Very cool.

Monday, November 22, 2004

"Happy Labor Day, Lenny!" In case you’re wondering what that’s all about, it’s what was inscribed on a cake in The Simpsons’ refrigerator. It was so random yet so funny! Other best line is when Bart caught the formerly-engaged Skinner and Krabbapel together in a hotel room :

Bart : "I thought you two broke up."
Krabbapel : "Eh, this means nothing."
Skinner : "Yes, you’ve made THAT very obvious!"

Lots of scuffles broke out this weekend. None of which involved me. First there was the fight in Detroit between some Indiana Pacers and the Detroit fans. Talk about people not knowing how to behave! Commissioner Stern (David, not Henry) threw the book at many of the players including Ron Artest, suspending him for the entire season. I say, good for him! Even if you are provoked, you NEVER cross the line by entering the stands and attacking fans. Artest said it was self-defense but come on – he was hit by a beer! Boo hoo. The reality is that Artest and many of his teammates are a bunch of spoiled, undisciplined punks. The other weekend fight happened in Chile between Bush’s secret service and Chilean security. They didn’t want to let the secret service agent accompany Bush into a building so Bush had to personally go over and settle things. I was hoping that the Chilean security guy would throw a beer at Bush. Then maybe Bush would have attacked him and W would have been suspended for the season as well! We can always hope.

Friday, November 19, 2004

A long busy week is coming to a close and I can feel the weekend approaching. Hopefully it will be a fun one.

I’m having a bit of bloggers block so you’ll have to excuse me. It’s been a busy week at work and I haven’t been afforded much time to write. It’s also been a (relatively) slow news week and with the election over, there is not as much for me to rant about. I suppose that I could rant about Condoleeza Rice or the ridiculous criticism leveled by the FCC against the NFL’s Monday Night Football promo. But my heart is just not that into it. I could also write about my personal life except I’m loathe to do so. Anyone who "googles" my name can easily find this blog so I have to be careful not to gossip. So that’s where I am – blogger’s block.

Thursday, November 18, 2004

It was a busy day with very little time to sit down and write a blog posting.

I'll say one thing though. We had an outdoor dedication event today at work. Across the street from the dedication site was an apartment building with balconies. Standing on one of the balconies, in full view of everyone, was an elderly man who was wearing a shirt... but no pants. I'm not even sure if he was wearing any underwear. It was that disturbing.

Wednesday, November 17, 2004

Damn, trivia was HARD last night. A current events category that was all about hip hop. A general knowledge round that had 40 questions! (4 parts to each question) A visual round that involved identifying various "Stanleys" (too bad my dad wasn’t included) and an audio round involving songs that involved the words "Thank You." That’s not to say I didn’t know some of the answers, such as "Good Night and Thank You, Magaldi" from "Evita", and some general knowledge questions about "The Simpsons" and the alphabetical order of various countries. Through it all my team, "Irritable Powell Syndrome", came in 4th place out of 14 teams just missing the bar tab prize. Grr...

The political news of the day is that Chuck Schumer decided not to run for Governor of New York, clearing the way for Eliot Spitzer’s expected run. Schumer will instead stay in the Senate where he will chair the Democrat’s campaign committee for the 2006 midterms. This is a good opportunity for the Democratic Contract with America that I am drafting. (see my blog post of November 12) I interned for Schumer several years ago and think that if I send him the completed product, it will have a good chance of being seriously considered. So please continue to send me any comments that you may have about it.

Tuesday, November 16, 2004

I’m counting down the minutes until I go to Barnes and Noble. That’s because today is the publishing event of the year. At least it is as far as I’m concerned. Today is the publication date of "The Godfather Returns." Mario Puzo’s estate has finally granted permission for the Corleone story to continue. After a lengthy search, Random House selected Mark Winegardner to pen a novel on what happens in between "The Godfather" and "The Godfather Part II." How did Michael grow his empire? Why was Fredo motivated to betray the family? Why did Tom Hagan fall on the outs? What really happened to Clemenza? These story threads are present in "Part II" but not fully explored. Hopefully this "fill in the blanks" novel will entertain and illuminate the depth of the Corleone saga.

Monday, November 15, 2004

It was a fun and busy weekend, particularly Saturday. The day began with a visit to "Jazz at Lincoln Center" – the new facility in the Time Warner Center that overlooks Columbus Circle. The theater was packed for a discussion with former Defense Secretary Robert McNamara and my former Vassar history professor. It was a great opportunity to hear McNamara reflect on the Cuban Missile Crisis, the Vietnam War and today’s problems. He urges that we have empathy with our enemies – to make an effort to understand what their motives are. He says that we failed to do this with the North Vietnamese and are likewise not currently empathizing with the Arab mindset. He also spoke of the dangers of nuclear proliferation and how not enough is being done. A sobering and challenging discussion from the 88-year old former statesman. After that I went to see "The Incredibles." It was so entertaining! Fun, smart, exciting and it appeals to adults and children alike. Then it was off to a Vassar alumni party at Luahn’s, near Union Square. The floor was packed but my friends and I claimed some prize couches on the upper level where we held court. I had a great time and reacquainted with a few good friends who I hadn’t seen in years. (Even Bobert dropped by!) Some of us then went barhopping elsewhere in the vicinity. Sunday was then spent largely recuperating from Saturday.

Good episode of "The Simpsons" last night. The best part was when Bart found Homer’s old stash of "Playdude" magazines. He decides to transform his treehouse into the Playdude Mansion and throw Hugh Hefner-esque parties. The hot tub was occupied by James Caan and Mrs. Krabbapel and the following bit of dialogue ensued...

Caan : "Well Bart, Mrs. Krabbepel and I are going to go play backgammon...if you know what I mean."
Bart : "I sure don’t. But I hope you win!"
Krabbapel : "Oh, he’ll win."
Caan : "Some guys like a challenge. Not me."

Friday, November 12, 2004

It’s regrouping time for the Democrats. If they are to rebound in the 2006 midterm elections and the 2008 presidential election, they must come up with a new approach to appeal to the American public. It is not an impossible hurdle. 48% of the electorate already voted for John Kerry. In getting a few extra percentage points to switch Democratic, they need to spell out what they stand for and what they will do to improve the lives of the voters. The obstacle is no longer money (fundraising efforts have vastly improved), it is defining the message. To that end, I suggest borrowing a page from the Republican’s 1994 agenda, namely "The Contract With America." Ten bullet points that separate Democrats from Republicans that will appeal to voters sensibilities. Below are some suggestions that I found from an article by slogan-master Rich Procter while surfing the internet. Perhaps we can think of some others.

1. THE FISCAL RESPONSIBILITY ACT: "A balanced budget amendment to restore fiscal responsibility to an out-of-control Congress, requiring them to live under the same budget constraints as families and businesses." This is pasted directly from the ’94 Republican Contract. Oddly they’ve forgotten about it, as exemplified by Bush’s deficit. Now it’s the Democrats turn to be fiscally responsible.

2. THE AMERICANS RIGHT TO HEALTH CARE ACT: This act simply states that basic health care is a right, not a consumer item subject to the whims of our economy. Any compassionate voter understands that health care is a right because you literally cannot live without it.

3. THE EVERY CORPORATION PAYS ITS FAIR SHARE ACT: According to the Bush Administration’s rules, Halliburton gets billion dollar no-bid, open-ended government contracts even as it uses a post office box in Bermuda to avoid paying its fair share in taxes here in its home base of America. Other corporations also enjoy the benefits of American life while dodging the price, leaving ordinary suckers to pick up the tab. That's wrong and this outrage should be ended.

4. THE PROTECT OUR PRECIOUS ENVIRONMENT FOR OUR GRANDCHILDREN ACT: It bans anyone from working for the Environmental Protection Agency, the Interior Department and the Department of Energy who has worked in any business or industry that has a vested interest in weakening or destroying environmental rules and regulations. Polluters should not be allowed to write the laws that make it easy for them to pillage our natural resources.

5. THE GUARANTEED SAFETY NET ACT: Social Security and Medicare are beloved, effective public benefit programs. They are an unbreakable promise we've made to our elderly citizens. They are not to be "privatized," "right-sized" or "re-invented" out of existence.

6. THE FREEDOM FROM ARAB OIL ACT: It mandates that American vehicular standards must improve by three miles a gallon immediately, which is easily achievable with existing technology. It's time our troops stop dying for oil we wouldn't need if we acted in our own best interest.

7. THE GUARANTEED MEDIA DIVERSITY ACT: It returns media rules to pre-1994 levels, when media giants were banned from owning hundreds of outlets. Consumers want more choices, not less. The airwaves are public property not the domain of billionaires to espouse their political ideology.

8. THE INTEGRITY AND ACCOUTABILITY IN GOVERNMENT ACT: It forbids Senators and Congressmen from voting on legislation after they've taken money from lobbying groups affected by it.

9. THE FOREIGN INTERVENTION ACT: Demands that Congress satisfy these aspects before voting to commit troops to a foreign war. A vital U.S. interest must be at stake. Our objectives must be clearly defined. We must be willing to sustain a commitment that is clearly laid out in advance of the action. We must have a viable exit strategy. We must have exhausted our other options before taking action.

Those are some suggestions. Perhaps something can be added about securing the homeland as the primary objective in the war on terror. Perhaps something can be added about protecting a woman’s right to choose. Perhaps something can be added on the defense of our civil liberties.

Either way, the Democrats must come up with a SIMPLE, CONCISE, bullet-point plan that explains what it stands for and what it will do once elected. It is the only way.

Thursday, November 11, 2004

Today is Veterans Day. Which means that I'm going over to Bill Mauldin's house to quaff a few root beers. Props to anyone who knows what that's from.

But seriously, I'm off today. I love November. Between Election Day, Veterans Day and Thanksgiving, there are so many holidays that close my office. So what did I do? Shoe shopping. Yes I now have a new pair of boots, a new pair of brown leather shoes, a new pair of sneakers and a new pair of NY Mets slippers. That should hold me for another year or two.

Oh yeah, Arafat died last night. Next on the list - Fidel Castro. Actually that guy will probably never die. He outlasted Kennedy. Outlasted Khruschev. Castro will probably outlast us all. Sigh.

Wednesday, November 10, 2004

Last night was my night at Trivia! Playing with Sydney, Daryl and Adam, we came up with the team name "Weekend at Yasser’s." It was a reference to the film "Weekend at Bernie’s" and how the corpse was paraded around as if he were still alive, similar to the current situation with Mr. Arafat. The game began and after the first half we were in 7th place out of 12 teams. But then the visual round was identifying contestants from past "Survivor" shows. I rocked this category, getting 10 out of 10 and shooting us into a tie for first place. A $20 bar tab and a WKTU t-shirt were my winnings. Special thanks to a certain Anonymous Blogger and a certain Affable Asian Fellow for coming up with questions that I knew the answers to!

In the "We take whatever good news we can get" Department, I’m happy to say that John Ashcroft will no longer be the Attorney General. Apparently, he wanted to stay but the White House said "No." See ya, sucka. Your legacy will be the erosion of civil liberties and having lost a Senate race to a dead man.

It looks like I might be going away for Christmas weekend. My parents, brother and I will likely go to the Nevele Resort in Ellensville, NY. The family used to go up there a lot during the ‘80s but I haven’t been there in a long long time. It should be interesting to see how the place has changed.

Tuesday, November 09, 2004

In the summer of 1996, shortly after my election as President of Noyes House at Vassar, I chose an AOL e-mail address that paid tribute to the position. For over eight years, it dutifully served as the best way to reach me. But now I have retired the address and embraced GMail, Google’s new free e-mail provider. So far I am enjoying it very much. It provides 1000 MBs of storage space and has very convenient features relating to conversation threads and the address book. So although "Noyes1" will continue to be my Instant Messenger ScreenName, from now on I can be reached at... on second thought, I'm not going to include my GMail address on this blog because I don't want to receive any spam. But if you want to know what it is, feel free to ask!

Thanks to Dave for passing this along. It’s a list of the 50 states ranked according to the average IQ score of its residents. Note who they voted for in last week’s election. Draw your own conclusions.

Rank State Average IQ 2004 Vote Result
>>1 Connecticut 113 Kerry
>>2 Massachusetts 111 Kerry
>>3 New Jersey 111 Kerry
>>4 New York 109 Kerry
>>5 Rhode Island 107 Kerry
>>6 Hawaii 106 Kerry
>>7 Maryland 105 Kerry
>>8 New Hampshire 105 Kerry
>>9 Illinois 104 Kerry
>>10 Delaware 103 Kerry
>>11 Minnesota 102 Kerry
>>12 Vermont 102 Kerry
>>13 Washington 102 Kerry
>>14 California 101 Kerry
>>15 Pennsylvania 101 Kerry
>>16 Maine 100 Kerry
>>17 Virginia 100 Bush
>>18 Wisconsin 100 Kerry
>>19 Colorado 99 Bush
>>20 Iowa 99 Bush
>>21 Michigan 99 Kerry
>>22 Nevada 99 Bush
>>23 Ohio 99 Bush
>>24 Oregon 99 Kerry
>>25 Alaska 98 Bush
>>26 Florida 98 Bush
>>27 Missouri 98 Bush
>>28 Kansas 96 Bush
>>29 Nebraska 95 Bush
>>30 Arizona 94 Bush
>>31 Indiana 94 Bush
>>32 Tennessee 94 Bush
>>33 North Carolina 93 Bush
>>34 West Virginia 93 Bush
>>35 Arkansas 92 Bush
>>36 Georgia 92 Bush
>>37 Kentucky 92 Bush
>>38 New Mexico 92 Bush
>>39 North Dakota 92 Bush
>>40 Texas 92 Bush
>>41 Alabama 90 Bush
>>42 Louisiana 90 Bush
>>43 Montana 90 Bush
>>44 Oklahoma 90 Bush
>>45 South Dakota 90 Bush
>>46 South Carolina 89 Bush
>>47 Wyoming 89 Bush
>>48 Idaho 87 Bush
>>49 Utah 87 Bush
>>50 Mississippi 85 Bush

Monday, November 08, 2004

Well this was a pretty boring weekend. I was supposed to have a date but it got canceled (or postponed, we’ll see.) Then all the bad feelings brought on by the election, that I thought were put behind me, came flooding back leading to a slight depression. On the positive side I watched "Shrek 2" which was very enjoyable. But back on the negative side I watched "Van Helsing" which sucked! Actually, it’s not accurate to say that I watched it as I turned it off after an hour. The weekend ended with "The Simpsons" and the other FOX comedies but by that point, I felt too numb to fully enjoy it. At least I know that next weekend will be a little better. I’m seeing former Defense Secretary Robert McNamara give a panel discussion with my former Vassar history professor. Then later that day there’s a Vassar alumni party in the City. Maybe I’ll be over the election by then.

I really want to see "The Incredibles." I’ve heard great things about it and they’re also showing the trailer for "Star Wars : Episode III" with it. Can’t wait... I’m already on a "Star Wars" countdown watch.

Friday, November 05, 2004

The election brought a spade of bad news but surely there must be some good things that came out of it. It’s a stretch to come up with any but since we need to stay in a positive frame of mind, here are some highlights.
  • Barack Obama was elected to the Senate. This guy is a rising star. He electrified everyone with his keynote speech at the Democratic Convention and has a bright future ahead of him. The first African American President? We shall see.
  • California voters passed a resolution allocating state funds for stem cell research. Credit goes to Arnold Schwarzenegger for being a solid advocate of stem cells, despite his Republican affiliation.
  • Ralph Nader was not a factor in the presidential outcome. With less than 1% of the vote, his days as a spoiler are over.

And yeah, that’s about it. Not much good news after all. But in some non-election good news, Yasser Arafat is dying. I hate to take pleasure at someone’s suffering but Arafat is a terrorist who posed for years as a statesman. It will be good riddance when he is gone.

Now the election is over and life can go back to normal, as exemplified by comfort TV viewings of "Lost", "The O.C." and "The Simpsons." "Shrek 2" is out on DVD today and Netflix is currently mailing it to me. Thoughts of the baseball offseason have begun with Willie Randolph’s appointment as Mets manager. And the city has plenty of social stuff coming up for me too. But if anyone wants to form a secession movement of blue states, please let me know.

Thursday, November 04, 2004

Fine. I’ll talk about it.

I’m upset. Very upset. Since I started this blog in February, I’ve been writing about the presidential election and advocating for John Kerry’s victory. Kerry’s loss on Tuesday night was bitter, disappointing, disheartening and disillusioning.

But I want to acknowledge that George W. Bush won his reelection fair and square. I’m not happy with the decision, but the vote was clear. Unlike in 2000, the popular vote was decisive and the swing state margins were large enough to discourage any legitimacy challenges. He may not have fairly earned his first term but he did secure an honest won second term.

But that doesn’t mean I’m happy about it. 120 million people voted and I had originally thought that a large turnout would benefit Kerry. Who would have thought that there were so many voters in red states that would rank "moral values" as more important to their vote than "terrorism", "Iraq" or "the economy." This really is a divided country. Most every state that voted for Bush in 2000 voted for him again. Likewise, most every state that voted for Gore in 2000 voted for Kerry. I’ve heard it jokingly suggested that we just split into two separate countries, with Bush as President of the Red States and Kerry as President of the Blue States. It’s crazy but it might not be a bad idea.

There are so many divisions in this country. Bush’s 2000 promise to be a "uniter, not a divider" failed miserably. Now he is extending an olive branch to Democrats, asking for our trust. That trust can only be won in actions, not words. It is Bush’s responsibility to move away from his neo-conservative, right-wing agenda, if he really wants to win our trust. The first indicator will be who he appoints as his Cabinet replacements and who he will appoint as Supreme Court justices. We cannot allow Roe v. Wade to be overturned. We cannot allow the Patriot Act to erode our civil liberties. We cannot wage preemptive wars with flimsy proof. We cannot allow the deficit to grow further. For the next four years, us Democrats must continue to work as the loyal opposition, keeping a watchful eye on the administration, working together on compromises but fighting for our core values and beliefs.

Wednesday, November 03, 2004

I don't want to talk about it.

Tuesday, November 02, 2004


Guess who I voted for?

Monday, November 01, 2004

I just realized that you need to be registered on The Baltimore Sun's website to view the article. In case you don't want to register, I've pasted the full text below. (With my part highlighted in bold text)
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Map junkies feed needs at Web sites
By Dan Thanh Dang, Sun Staff
Originally published November 1, 2004

Chris Heywood started off slowly: just once a day at first, then maybe two or three times. Now, he's at the point where sometimes he has to have one more hit before he goes to sleep.

Add the Alexandria attorney to the growing ranks of map-heads, people who just have to click -- and click and click again -- on Web sites that feature frequently updated Electoral College maps showing which states are solid or leaning toward President Bush or Sen. John Kerry.

As Election Day nears, some Web sites are reporting millions of hits a day as people seek the latest forecasts on which candidate is gathering the 270 electoral votes needed to become president. With most of the sites using the now accepted color codings -- blue for Kerry, red for Bush, and lighter versions of those colors for states that are leaning -- the maps provide snapshots for those who obsessively track the race.

"Obsession is such a strong word," Heywood, a Bush supporter, demurs. He admits, though, that he doesn't have to look at the maps anymore: He can recite which states are solidly red or blue and which are still up in the air. He can even reel off several different scenarios in which states will likely go red for his candidate.

"You can play with the numbers in your head," he says. "I guess it takes a sick mind to sit around doing that."

Join the club.

Political junkies have been glued to their computers in offices and at home fretting over the neck-and-neck race, checking the newest polls, and clicking the refresh button for any color changes on the maps. They well remember the last election, when Democrat Al Gore won the popular but not the Electoral College vote.

Some click on the maps just for fun, others out of sheer hope. Some check to ease their mind, others to strategize on probable outcomes -- if Pennsylvania, but not Ohio; if Michigan, but not Florida...

"I check every day, maybe twice a day, just to see how they're doing in the swing states," says Elizabeth Marvin, a graduate student in political science at the University of Maryland College Park and a Kerry supporter. "I think it's a way to prepare yourself in case things don't go your way. You know, for instance, Pennsylvania is iffy, so we might not get Pennsylvania, so I'm only half-invested in that state."

Electoral mapping isn't new, of course. The practice gained a fan base during the 2000 campaign when network TV and other news organizations used red and blue maps to track the votes. No one will soon forget lone Florida standing pale the morning after, against the backdrop of a nation that otherwise was either red or blue.

What is new is that voters no longer have to be a political insider or friend of a pollster to know what's going on. The maps have gone mass market and interactive. Today, anyone can click on Slate.com, realclear politics.com, rasmussenre ports.com or any of the other Web sites featuring electoral maps based on the latest polls and analyses to figure it out themselves.

As campaigns have adopted more online strategies and Internet use has exploded over the last four years, experts say the public's appetite for finding news on its own has grown. And the tools now available to help them track the election have become more sophisticated.

Who needs NBC election analyst Tim Russert and his quaint little white board?

"Those maps are popular because everyone is looking for the signs which will tell us which way the election is going," says Robert Erikson, a professor at Columbia University who studies American political behavior and elections. "No one knows, but we all want to know."

Tom Bevan discovered that.

Bevan, a co-founder of realclearpolitics.com, said the one-stop-political-shop Web site was getting 1.5 million page views a day two weeks ago. Since then, Bevan has had to add five new servers to keep up with the increasing traffic.

"We're probably doing anywhere from 3 to 5 million page hits a day," Bevan says. "That's a rough guess, but I can say that people who were visiting us once or twice a day are now visiting us four or five times a day."

A Web site from the Gallup Organization approached 100 million page hits for the month of October, a spokesman said.

Slate's electoral map is one of the Internet magazine's most popular pages, said William Saletan, its chief political correspondent and election analyst.

"People are addicted," Saletan says. "We get e-mail from readers complaining that we haven't posted a new map in the last six hours.

"I have friends -- who are not completely apolitical, but they're not part of the echo chamber -- who tell me they're checking every hour," he says.

Brooklyn, N.Y., resident and Kerry supporter Phil A. isn't checking every hour but is definitely on map watch to quell his pre-election nerves.

"When I look at these polls, if Bush is ahead by a couple points, I am reassured by the fact that maybe newly registered voters will turn the tide," A. says. "I don't think these polls account for newly registered voters ... I'm not entirely sure how much stock I should put in them, but it's all I've got to go on right now."

Experts say voters should use caution if they're going to use the maps as a divine oracle.

All over the board

At any given hour, four different Web site maps could have wildly different predictions. On Friday, the Los Angeles Times map had Bush ahead with 181 votes to Kerry's 153, with 204 votes up for grabs. Slate, meanwhile, was predicting a Kerry victory with 272 votes to Bush's 266, while both Gallup and elec toral-vote.com had Bush running far ahead of his challenger.

That basically means that any partisan can find a map to back up his or her predilection and ignore the rest.

"This is the moral equivalent of playing rotisserie sports," Slate's Saletan says. "I don't want to begrudge people their fantasy games, but it's a little weird. There's the real election and then there's your imaginary election where you're playing with the states."

Also, map followers should remember that the colors of the day are based on polls -- which vary in quality and reliability. For a better overview of the election, more than one map should be consulted, especially since some are based solely on opinions sent in from readers and some don't take into account margins of error.

But the biggest concern about the maps, experts say, is that voters in solid red or blue states that have already been declared safe for either candidate might not go to the polls if they think their vote doesn't matter.

Sandeep Kathuria, a Tulsa, Okla., attorney who is running a guess-the-electoral-vote contest among his friends, says he doubts that's a problem. He and his friend, Heywood, check the maps and the polls and then take them with a grain of salt. Both will vote Tuesday regardless of what the maps say about their states.

"I can't really say I have a lot of confidence in the day-to-day results because it changes too quickly," says Kathuria. "It's hard for me to say who is going to win, but I do follow those sites. I'm a political junkie."

But the maps are not entirely useless, experts say, because they do remind voters of the importance of the Electoral College, which is how presidents are elected. The maps also help inform voters of where campaign resources are being spent.

"I think the prevalence of electoral maps stems in part from the 2000 elections when it hit home for everyone the importance of the electoral votes and how campaigns shaped their strategies," says Sunshine Hillygus, an assistant professor at Harvard University who studies voting behavior. "I think the people who visit these sites are people who are already interested in the campaign. Political junkies. These maps are just nice little checks to keep up with national polls."

What the maps can't do, experts say, is sway the ever-elusive undecideds.

"Undecideds don't have a lot of interest in politics," says James Gimpel, a government professor at College Park. "They're not paying close attention. So they're not visiting these Web sites or checking out these maps. It may come down to some whimsical judgment for them. Perhaps they'll consult a family member or friend the day before the election. The only people who are going out of their way to check these maps are people who are already well-informed.

"They just want to see if their team wins."

Check out this article in today's Baltimore Sun. Halfway down you'll find a quote from yours truly!

For all of you doubters, relax. John Kerry will win. If you need proof, look no further than yesterdays Washington Redskin game. Since 1936, the final Redskin homegame before a presidential election has correctly indicated the winner. When the Redskins win, the incumbant or the party of the incumbant wins. But when the Redskins lose, the candidate that is challenging the incumbant party wins. Yesterday's result... Green Bay Packers 28, Washington Redskins 14. So everyone can take a deep breath and be confident that the pattern will continue.

A picture from Ben's Halloween party has been posted below. A good time was had! Apologies to "Bob" for missing his party. The Halloween weekend was just not long enough!


Me (Julius Caesar), Ben (Fidel Castro), and Nobi (no costume) on Halloween Eve!